Ah, the Metropolitan Museum Annual Costume Institute Gala. The Olympics of Fashion. The Most Stylish Event of the Year. In the World. Yes, all superlatives aside, this is my favorite red carpet event. The fashion is a lot riskier than the Academy Awards, which means better best dressed and worse worst dressed. There were several themes on the red carpet this year. Some knocked it out of the park and some crashed and burned. And the categories are...
Best and Worst Prada
Best - Anna Wintour in Prada. This year's gala honored Coco Chanel's greatest rival, Elsa Schiaparelli and Miuccia Prada, so the ladies lucky enough to wear Prada were personally selected by the designer herself. Unfortunately, that didn't mean they got it right. The
Vogue editor, however, did. Her surreal gown with giant lobster appliques by Prada was a nod to Elsa Schiaparelli's surrealist style. A perfect choice for the night.
Best - Kate Bosworth in Prada. This ombre feathered frock was a little bit quirky, a little bit sexy. Paired with dark maroon lips and a high top knot, Bosworth looked perfectly styled.
Best - Carey Mulligan in Prada. Along with Wintour, Mulligan co-hosted the event, so thank goodness she was one of the evening's best dressed. Her pompadour hairstyle, smoked out eyes and metallic paillettes made for a striking combination.
Worst - Eva Mendes in Prada. Terrible fit and terrible silhouette for the gorgeous actress. Mendes is short, so someone should have known not to put her in a strapless gown with a peplum! Totally unflattering.
Worst - Diane Kruger in Prada. Considering
she was one of my best dressed of 2011, I was surprised to see Kruger in such a terrible fitting dress for the most stylish event of the year. Gorgeous dress, but it's way too baggy in the chest.
Best and Worst Black Lace
Best - Rooney Mara in Givenchy. So elegant! I adore this look. The sheer skirt is sexy without being trashy.
Worst - Marc Jacobs in Marc Jacobs. White boxers under a lace dress. Nuff said.
Best and Worst Prints
Best - Lizzie Tisch in Mary Katrantzou. The leggy socialite showed off her best assets in a high fashion dress that looked like it was made for her.
Worst - Elizabeth Banks in Mary Katrantzou. Again with the peplumed maxidresses! It's incredibly difficult to pull off this silhouette. Is Banks promoting her new movie,
What to Expect When You're Expecting?
Worst - Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta. Matching your dress with your shoes? I normally revere SJP's high fashion savvy, but that's just bad. At least her hair and makeup look good.
Best and Worst Hot Pink
Best - Karlie Kloss in Jason Wu. This is one of the best looks of the night. Love the color, LOVE the black lace slip peeking through. Absolutely stunning.
Worst - Julianne Hough in Carolina Herrera. You're going to dress like eighties Malibu Barbie to the most stylish event of the year? Really?
Best and Worst Revealing Dresses
Best - Beyonce in Givenchy Haute Couture. Girl knows how to make an ENTRANCE. Can't believe this woman just gave birth. Super sexy, but not slutty.
Worst - Anja Rubik in Anthony Vaccarello. Whore-iffic. Although if I had her hip bones, I might wear that too. This looks like a nightgown from Frederick's of Hollywood.
Best and Worst Sequins
Best - Bianca Brandolini D'Adda in Dolce & Gabbana. Some thought this was way over the top, but I loved the drama. Bianca has the style to pull this outrageous sequined cape off.
Best - Camilla Belle in Ralph Lauren. When doesn't Camilla Belle look glamorous and elegant? Even when she wears a plunging neckline, she looks exceedingly chic.
Worst - Kate Upton in Michael Kors. The dress by itself isn't bad, but the supermodel's makeup was clownlike and tacky. Maybe I'm just used to her half naked, but she just looks awkward dressed this way.
Worst - Melania Trump in Marc Bouwer Couture. This edgy Lady Gaga like dress is too young for the Donald's wifey. She's so beautiful, I would love to see her in something more chic. The matching scowls complete this hideous look.
Best and Worst Ruffles
Best - Christina Ricci in Thakoon. This is so unique and fashion-forward, but so flattering on the petite actress. I love the slash of skin by the rib cage and the bodycon fit. Perfection!
Worst - Amy Poehler in Fotini. One more time: A peplumed maxidress on a short person is a terrible choice. This is actually a beautiful dress, but it overwhelms the comedienne's tiny frame.
Best and Worst Use of Color
Best - Constance Jablonski in Haider Ackermann. Unbelievable gown. Obsessed with the colorblocking, and obsessed with the material. Ackermann is a genius, and the coloring suits the beautiful model perfectly.
Best - January Jones in Versace. The necklace pairing was an unexpected choice, but I love it. Also, this dress couldn't flatter the actress' perfect figure any better!
Worst - Lori Goldstein in Sonia Rykiel and Lisa Robertson. Apparently, the one on the right is a celebrity stylist, but the internet must be lying to me, because that couldn't be possible. These two fools look like they live in the Hunger Games' Capitol.
Best and Worst Vintage
Best - Coco Rocha in vintage Givenchy. Apparently this pantsuit belonged to Elizabeth Taylor, and while I have no idea how the leggy model got it to fit her, it looks amazing on her. I also adore how Rocha tied in Elsa Schiaparelli's famous shocking pink into her outfit and hair. Such a fun choice for this event!
Worst - Lauren Santo Domingo in vintage Oscar de la Renta. While I normally love the blue-blooded socialite's upscale taste, I think this is the most hideous gown I have ever seen on her. Call me crazy, but those sleeves are horrible.
Best and Worst Alexander McQueen
Best - Cate Blanchett in Alexander McQueen. I love how the actress took a high fashion look and made it look like the easiest thing to wear in the world. She looks stunning in this.
Worst - Florence Welch in Alexander McQueen. I loved this on the runway, but it does not translate well to real life, even for a fashion event like this. If the sleeves were cut off right above the elbow, the singer would have knocked it out of the park, but there are so many tiers hanging off her, she looks like a wedding cake.
Best and Worst Rachel Zoe
Best - Karolina Kurkova in Rachel Zoe. Only a supermodel could pull off this over-the-top look. I LOVE this. Look at that pose! Kurkova is such a pro, she looks fantastic in this head-to-toe shimmering creation.
Worst - Rachel Zoe in Rachel Zoe. Why is it that the pint-sized stylist can style everyone but herself? Rule of thumb: if you're skinny enough that your sternum shows through, please don't wear a dress that shows that. This does nothing for her figure.
Best and Worst Sexy
Best - Gisele in Givenchy Haute Couture. This dress is smoking hot. The zipper all the way up the front is so scandalous, and this gown hugs every one of Gisele's famous curves. The supermodel knows how to do sexy well.
Worst - Lea Michele in Diane von Furstenberg. Don't get me wrong, I actually love this dress, but the Glee star always insists on wearing gowns that would look better on a... Gisele. She keeps trying to play the sex bomb and it always looks so forced and awkward.
Best and Worst Princess Moment
Best - Scarlett Johansson in Dolce & Gabbana. The sexy actress' tousled hair looks amazing with her beaded bodice gown. Great styling!
Worst - Dakota Fanning in Louis Vuitton. This is a little too sweet for me. With her cutesy barrette, straight hair and Disney Princess gown, Fanning looks like she's playing dress up.
Best Age Appropriate
Best - Hailee Steinfeld in Miu Miu. The young actress must have a fantastic stylist, because she always looks amazing at red carpet events, and this night was no exception.
Best - Emma Stone in Lanvin. The fit and length of this plastic flower covered frock is so youthful and fun. It's a breath of fresh air in comparison to some of the heavily trained and peplumed dresses of the night.
Worst - Mary Kate Olsen in The Row. Why does Mary Kate insist on looking like an old woman when she's in her mid twenties? Her hair also looked absolutely terrible, like she had rat nests in it and covered it in powder. I don't understand.
Worst - Lily Collins in Valentino. I don't get Hollywood's obsession with long sleeved prairie gowns. These young starlets can wear this stuff when they're eighty, but you're only young once! Lily Collins is a beautiful young actress, and she could do so much better than this hideous dress.
Best and Worst Marchesa
Best - Sofia Vergara in Marchesa. The gorgeous actress looked statuesque and elegant in this gown, even though there was a ruffle around her waist. Her hair and makeup flawlessly complemented the gown.
Worst - Leighton Meester in Marchesa. Sometimes Marchesa gowns are breathtaking, and sometimes they are a frou frou mess. In this case, it's the latter. Mixed with shiny skin and weird hair, and you have a fashion disaster. The color is terrible, too.
Who was on your best and worst dressed list? I would love to hear your opinions in the comments!
