This is always my favorite part - picking worst dressed female. Muahaha. Now let me explain these choices. Make sure to vote for your own opinion of worst dressed on the right corner of the page!
Top to bottom, left to right
1. Alicia Keys - While her makeup is perfection, Alicia's legs are completely sawed off in these horrendous shoes. They look stumpy. Whoever her stylist is did NOT think about what would actually flatter her. Plus, her dress is so boring. This is the VMAs! Live a little!
2. JLo - There are so many things going on here that simply don't work. The dress on its own is nice, but paired with that velvet shrug and the leopard shoes make it just too much. Add ultimate tool Marc Anthony and a schoolmarm hairstyle and it just screams hot mess.
3. Amber Rose - Kanye's girlfriend really classes it up here. She pretends to be edgy but her slut side wins in this skintight reptile print jumpsuit. We get it Amber. You have curves. Trashtastic.
4. Beyonce - The pantsless thing is disgusting on thick women. It makes her thighs look giant, and the shiny tights really don't help. Plus I can see the outline of her crotch. You should thank your lucky stars that the quality of these pictures is so bad.
5. Kid Sister - She's wearing a giant Remember Aaliyah T-shirt. Nuff said.
6. Lady GaGa - I had to put her up here even though I admire her risk taking fashion just because I know everyone was talking about this outfit.
Vote: VMA's Worst Dressed Woman
Thursday, September 17, 2009
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